Bartleby’s Bamboozle

“Behold the pride of Kan-Jiang,” bellowed Bartimaeus Bartleby, weaving through the crowd above the domed glass underbelly of the Dippy Duck. “Behold the illustrious fish that lofts rivers into the sky, the magnificent creature that keeps our fine establishment floating above the waves of Lake Grandell!”

”I’ve been to Kan-Jiang,” scoffed a spectator, polishing his Solarium badge as the crowd roared. “Those are just goldfish.”